Perhaps I am too excited by making four year-olds cry. I don't think so. Children are annoyances, and I dislike anything that wants more than they already have. "Mommy I want more!" "I'm sorry honey, we just spent over sixteen thousand fucking dollars on you. I can't get you another television. You already have six." "I WANT MOOOOOOOOORE" "FUCKING FINE, SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BASTARD." I like to think I would be a great parent. My ideal child would be one who would shut up and just do work. Or I'd sell the fucker on EBay.
Rant aside, I don't actually hate children that much. Just those spoiled pieces of shit who get more than I ever had, and still want some. Kids who respect people older than them are actually not that bad. I also have a soft spot for abused children. Not that I was abused. Oh hell no. I was treated better than the President's kids. It's just I find it sad how people beat their children for doing nothing more than living.
That was quite depressing. I apologize for that, but I felt like I needed to get that off my chest. Whoo! Three posts in a day! Yeah! PRODUCTIVITY IS KICKASS.
Not that I'm being productive. I'm actually supposed to be writing music right now, but I figured I should give more to my negative digit blog fans. So, yeah. Have fun! - Cecilio